i swim for brighter days.

Things that piss me off.

Here’s a few things that stark me mad.

1. Seagulls - I am trying to eat my damn sandwich. NO, you CAN’T have a bite, now fuck OFF. Stop hovering all up in my motherfucking business.
2. GIF makers - Why are you charging me $10.00 a month to make a damn picture move?!?!?! That shit is stupid.
3. Grade 9’s - Stop acting like you’re top shit because you’re in high school now. I think you little nasties are forgetting that you’re at the bottom of the food chain now, so if I want to shove your ass into a locker because you’re walking too slow and/or standing in the middle of the goddamn hallway with you’re “bitties”, and I’m fucking late for class, THEN I WILL.
4. Tumblr famous people - No, I will not go look at your FAQ. Why? BECAUSE YOU DON’T FUCKING NEED AN FAQ. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WHO YOU ARE. You are just like every other generic-ass blog, and you don’t need an FAQ. Okay? Get it?
5. My bus driver - School ends at 2:02 bitch, so I better not see your ass there any later than 2:10.
6. The people on my bus - Stop throwing food at my motherfucking head.
7. Girls who smoke weed and/or cigarettes - You think that’s classy? Pffffftttttttt. It’s dirty.
8. These motherfuckers who won’t give me a damn job - I dropped my resume off and you seemed interested. Now where the flying fuck is my MUTHERFUCKING INTERVIEW?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Ah, that felt good.